
Blaine’s stomach is also turned by driving north, thinking about things that are in the north, the North Island, and migratory birds that head north.

I had always believed that left luggage only ever came in uniform sizes, probably the size of a milk carton. The idea that it could come in a multitude of sizes, and happen as often as once every second day, is shocking to say the least.

In a news piece about a guy that ripped on the Nek Minnit guy, the ODT, ah, rips on the Nek Minnit guy. Classy.

Shame Selwyn/Knox residents, not only can you not steal a gnome without getting caught, but the ODT ripped on you too.

Really ODT? Really? Well okay then, here:
