Littlest Hall Pets: The Pets of Campus
Disclaimer: I know these are not all of the animals around! These are the ones we managed to get permission to include, and had time to visit. If there are more I missed, feel free to tell me where to find them, monty@critic.co.nz.
Missing your dog back home? Mid-terms getting you down? Need someone fluffy to cry into? It’s easy to become animal-starved at Uni – you can go months without seeing a pet, and the closest thing...
Yours
To whom it may concern,
I think I am the perfect candidate for this part-time job because I am reliable,
I will always show up on time,
and if my car breaks down I will walk.
And if my legs break off I will elbow crawl
concrete grazes, beer glass abrasions, and all.
And if the ground becomes ocean I will paddle all night,
To man the counter by morning.
I will even bring towels from home to make sure the angry ocean doesn’t wet...