ODT Watch | Issue 19

ODT Watch | Issue 19

Mountains of Love

Mountains are big, mountains are high, and mountains are solid. But mountains that have a deep emotional capacity are not ones that I’m familiar with. Good to know that one lovely lass has finally found a solid and reliable other half. I think I’ll keep looking.

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Council: you are so trendy, and prudent. You’re like the conscious shopper who compares prices just to get that extra 10 per cent off at Mitre 10 Mega. But keep the receipt. Even with a plan, who knows what mishaps might happen to that fashion collection. The fashion market is volatile.

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The ODT managed to make recycling fun this week, and no doubt the stellar journalist who thought up this headline was pretty chuffed with his “punny” creation. Front-page material for the ODT of course, and one for the portfolio for this journalist.

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If you know anyone from Mosgiel, their (only) defence for living there is probably that it’s just so much warmer than Dunedin. But really, what half-decent human being would subject themselves to such a horror all for a few extra degrees? It obviously isn’t a success if it’s only 7°C at 10:45am. Outrageous. Mosgiel, got an issue? Here’s a tissue!

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This article first appeared in Issue 19, 2013.
Posted 2:29pm Sunday 11th August 2013 by Claudia Herron.