To start this week, a waste of six words.
The many-limbed amorphous blob that is the ODT got wet on its shuffle to work this morning.
Tired of the inconveniences of Earth, a sentient tentacle slopped on a keyboard.
The ODT just wants to go home.
Then the ODT presented us with both an abysmal pun and a self-contradictory statement. This is jackpot for ODT bingo. Ironically, ODT bingo would probably go down amazingly with their target demographic.
And finally, get prepared for the pure adrenaline rush of the ODT’s latest edge of your seat thriller.
