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By no means do we endorse that you do any of the following shit. If you are stupid enough to actually do it, then you’re probably not worthy of being in the gene pool anyway.

5. Fly Spray + Toilet Paper Roll: I remember back in high school a few fucknuggets used to get an empty toilet paper roll and stuff it with toilet paper. They would then use this as a filter to inhale fly spray. They said it gave them a 30-second high. If you’re going to do this, just keep in mind that when you spray a fly with fly spray, they generally don’t start giggling ...
 
4. Butane: This is the stuff you use to fuel flame torches. Inhaling enough of this stuff can cause euphoria. However, it has caused a high number of deaths by laryngospasms, which is basically the medical term for your body being like: “Fuck! My throat is locked up and I can’t breathe!”
 
3. Whipped Cream: The solvents used to pressurise the canned stuff contain nitrous oxide, commonly known as “laughing gas.” The trouble is that the hit you’d get would only last about 30 seconds, so it almost doesn’t count. Though, I guess Fresher sex lasts about the same amount of time and that still counts so I suppose we can’t be too harsh.
 
2. Poppy Seeds: In theory, you could get high off these since they do contain very small traces of opium. Even minor consumption of poppy seeds can cause you to fail a drug test (no shit, they tested it on Mythbusters). So try not to eat too many of those muffins with the seeds on top. You’d have to eat a shitload of them to actually get high, but you’d probably die of muffincosis (the medical term for “spontaneous death by muffins”) before you start trippin’ balls. Note to Health Scis – remember muffincosis or you will fail your exams and you won’t get into Med.
 
1. Nutmeg: With a wee bit of research you’ll find that nutmeg is actually quite an effective drug. Consumption of only a few teaspoons can cause hallucinations and provide a warm fuzzy feeling. But be careful there, cowboy, cause this is a horse you probably don’t want to ride. The long list of side effects includes “dizziness, nausea and panic.” Hey, I said you’d get high, not that you’d actually enjoy it.