Davo was recently the talk of the town after actually nipping up to Gardens New World to buy his girlfriend sanitary products. “What a good guy,” said his mate Freddy. “So brave”, said Jono, nodding in agreement.
Davo told the Tribune that on the way back from picking up some DoBros, he got “a snap from the missus” while in the queue for the self-checkout. He realised he couldn’t just leave her on seen so quickly went to find her some tampons.
“I’ve never been down there before aye,” Davo said. “There were so many bright colours. She said something about a star sign, something like Cancer or Virgo, but I couldn’t find anything with a crab on it apart from Johnny’s ex,” he said, bursting into laughter while elbowing another breather.
After staring at the wall of menstrual products to no avail, he got a text from the boys asking where he was so he quickly grabbed the nearest box, saying “fuck, they all do the same thing, don’t they?” and got out of the supermarket as fast as possible. Davo’s girlfriend, Sammy, admitted that she wasn’t expecting him to bring anything. While she had to go to the supermarket herself later that afternoon to get the right tampons, our breather got “points for effort”.
By the time we left, the boys had surrounded our heroic lad and were chanting his name, all the while chugging down Billy Mavs and Codys faster than they can crash out of their BCom degrees.