Favourite colour + star sign + second letter of first name + fashion decade = headline
Your Favourite Colour
Red - ‘Outrageous’:
Orange - BREAKING:
Yellow - Kate Hawkesby:
Blue - Opinion:
Green - ‘About time’:
Purple - Heather du Plessis-Allan:
Pink - ‘How dare they’:
Black - Mike Hosking:
Other - Bold plans:
Your Star Sign
Aries - The never-ending deluge of
Taurus - The hidden threat of
Gemini - Underhanded tactics that led to
Cancer - Left-wing
Leo - Imports of
Virgo - Government-mandated
Libra - Short-sighted
Scorpio - Government policy that gives funding to
Sagittarius - Hypocritical
Capricorn - MoE curriculum that teaches kids about
Aquarius – Airtime given to
Pisces - Elitist
The Second Letter in Your First Name
A - Union representative
B – Students’ association
C - The next Level 4 lockdown
D - Sex-crazed high school
E - The Prime Minister
F - Reports of racism in NZ’s health system
G - Protestors
H - Healthy homes standards
I - Rising gas prices
J - Vape juices
K - Free will
L - Vegan ‘milkshakes’
M - Social justice warrior
N - Taxes
O - Cancel culture
P - Minimum wage requirements
Q - Funding for the arts
R - Covid modelling
S - Green MP’s Twitter account
T - Five-year-old
U - Assaults on police officers
V - Unskilled workers
W - Socialist history teacher
X - All Blacks star
Y - Wellington band
Z - Documentary series
What decade does your fashion sense come from?
Pre-1960s – Shows cancel culture has gone too far
’60s - Presents problems for NZ’s Covid recovery
’70s - Causes business confidence to plummet
80s - Gets grilled in online clash
’90s - Erodes our democracy
’00s - Shouldn’t be funded by the taxpayer
Now - Lambasted by small business owners