With the University’s new Alcohol Implementation Group (AIG) aiming to rid the streets of shameful Scarfie inebriation, it was only a matter of time before rumours began to abound regarding their nefarious plotting. Professor Jennie Connor, chairwoman of the AIG, has publicly stated that the board would lead a more proactive approach towards dealing with alcohol, which would result in the University opposing liquor licenses, and having more input on the location of bars and the conditions of their licenses.
Critic subsequently heard various rumours that The Cook was not going to get its license renewed, that the Uni was going to buy it out, or that it was straight-up closing down. The wrath of the board was also said to have spread to Madly British and The National.
On investigation, it became apparent that the rumours have no basis. A spokesperson for The Cook even went so far as to sigh heavily when he heard the news of their imminent closure, saying that they “get these rumours every year”. He reassured Critic that The Cook’s license is not up for revision until November 2014, and that they are on good terms with the Uni: “[The Uni] likes that we can control where the students are drinking rather than them setting things on fire.”
Madly British seemed surprised by the suggestion that they were in any trouble, insisting that it was “full speed” over there, and that there was no suggestion that they would lose their license.
There was a small gem of truth in rumours about The National – it has closed its doors temporarily while they relocate. The proprietor says they should be up and running again soon, but are currently unable to make any statements about the closure.
The AIG’s aims have so far been said to be all about controlling the environment in which students drink, particularly in flats. Shutting down three pubs (two of which are arguably not typical watering holes for riotous students) would seem somewhat counter-intuitive.
Rumours not enough to kill captain cook
