Drama broke out on the international relations front after Australian PM Malcolm Turnbull tweeted a picture of himself with newly appointed UK leader Theresa May, with the caption “There couldn’t be two countries with closer bonds than Australia and Britain”.
A heartbroken John Key, who apparently doesn’t know what the third F in BFF stands for told the press that he and Malcolm were still “BFFs forever”.
Malcolm reportedly was like “he’s cool, but Theresa’s hair is super cute and John is totes annoying sometimes” but then John Key was all “WTF, I invited you to my birthday party and gave you those friendship bracelets, super not cool man”. Then Malcolm told Julia who told Kevin who told Helen who told me that he doesn’t even like John that much and kind of wishes that his locker was next to Theresa’s instead.
Rumours of a sleepover party at Malcolm’s mum's house next Saturday remain unconfirmed.