How to Smuggle Meth into New Zealand: Just Add Vinegar
Posted 11:38am Sunday 16th April 2023
Imagine if New Zealand banned a specific LEGO set from crossing the border. Let’s say it’s the Titanic model, set #10294. That set comes with precisely 9,090 pieces, and only a specific combination of those pieces results in set #10294. Now let’s say that you built set #10294 Read more...
Students Oppose Octagon Bar
Posted 5:56pm Sunday 26th February 2023
Students and police united to object to Eleven Bar’s liquor licence renewal at a public hearing on Friday February 17, concerned about the potential harm the establishment could be causing to the “vulnerable student population”. An ex-employee has called the bar “the most Read more...
Cone Antics Subvert Police
Posted 3:39pm Monday 23rd January 2023
On Saturday, January 21, at around 11:15pm, trouble was brewing on State Highway 1. Biff*, an Aussie bloke with the mullet to prove it, was about to try his hand as a traffic director, steering cars away from a breathalyser station just down the road. Biff was staying at the Leviathan, a Read more...
Rauri Warren
Volunteer Reporter 2023