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A Time-controlled Study on the RTD-Teeth-Grossness Connection
Posted 6:39pm Sunday 9th October 2022 by Beth Wishart
Abstract This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home. Eight little piggy’s teeth were submerged in RTDs to see how fast they’d dissolve over time. The teeth were sourced as humanely as possible and handed over to Critic’s Science Editor to run the Read more...
Goth Vs. Wild
Posted 6:34pm Sunday 9th October 2022 by Lotto Ramsay
For a natural science major, I kinda hate going outside. Nature is great and all and I want to help conserve it, but just so other people can enjoy it. Me? No, I’m good thanks. Trying to quit, actually. Another issue is that my degree is full of what I refer to as the Outdoor Folk. I Read more...
BOTY: The Bird of the Year Competition is back to ruffle some feathers
Posted 2:44pm Sunday 2nd October 2022 by Ruby Werry
As Kiwis, we’ll vote in many elections over our lifetimes. Local, general, special, OUSA – the list goes on. But there is no democratic decision more important in Aotearoa than Te Manu Rongonui o Te Tau - The Bird of The Year. Voting for the 2022 election starts soon, so let’s have Read more...
The Land of Milk and Money
Posted 2:41pm Sunday 2nd October 2022 by Zak Rudin
There’s no use crying over spilled milk, but intensively-produced and almost-entirely exported milk powder may warrant a tear or two. Aotearoa markets itself to the world as a “clean, green” paradise, all while it supports intensive agriculture amidst increasing dairy exports. Read more...
OUSA 2022 Executive Election Nominees
Posted 7:27pm Saturday 24th September 2022 by Critic
President Josh Stewart: Kia ora mai tātau katoa My name is Joshua Stewart and it is my pleasure to be running for President. OUSA has and continue to provide so many services and duties to students, and it would be my privilege to continue this work and bring my own fair to the Read more...
What’s Up With Student Health?
Posted 1:45pm Saturday 24th September 2022 by Elliot Weir
Underfunded and understaffed, Student Health Services is buckling under the pressure. Students say they’re “rushed in and rushed out” and “feel like [they’re] going to get screwed over every time”. Many have given up on Student Health Services altogether. There Read more...
Why the cops aren’t chasing the biggest theft in the country
Posted 7:49pm Sunday 18th September 2022 by Elliot Weir
What do you think of when you think of theft? Maybe you think of car theft. Maybe you think of an elderly woman having her purse snatched on the street. Maybe you think of someone shoplifting at a grocery store. Maybe your mind turns to the ram raids dominating headlines in recent months. Maybe Read more...
Dunedin’s True Crime History
Posted 7:48pm Sunday 18th September 2022 by Ruby Werry
CW: murder, suicide, executions, poison The skyrocketing price of alcohol and the fact that McDonald’s doesn’t do hash browns past 11am both feel like terrible crimes, but these are only a smidgen of Dunedin’s illustrious true crime history. True crime fascination is not a new Read more...
Te Petihana Te Reo Māori
Posted 6:18pm Sunday 11th September 2022 by Rutene Rickard, Ngāti Porou, Ngā Puhi
Why do we, Critic Te Ārohi, release this annual te reo Māori issue, the one that you now hold in your hands? The surface-level answer is simple: because it is Māori Language Week, September 12-19th. Well, yes. But why is Te Wiki o Te Reo Māori marked out to be these specific Read more...
Tā Moko Now, Tā Moko Forever
Posted 6:10pm Sunday 11th September 2022 by A kōrero with Kiritea Smith (Ngāi te Rangi, Ngāti Ranginui, Tainui), Te Ariki Mana-Wagner and Sky (Ngāti Hin
Every tā moko tells a story. Every line has a meaning, connecting the body to the tūpuna that came before it. But after the arrival of Pākehā settlers, and after the repression of Māori culture, tā moko saw a decline alongside te reo Māori. Some of the artistic Read more...