Issue 11, 2019

News

Caity Frickin B from NZUS-frickin-A
Editorial: Boomers Are Upset About Something
Harcourts Markets Illegal Boarding House as a Studio Room
OPINION: It’s Too Soon For SOULS to Accept Funding from Russell McVeagh
OUSA Fails to Get Extended Opening Hours for Central Library
Saving Private Quackers: Otago DebSoc’s Multi-Day Search and Rescue Operation to Save an Injured Duck
Stolen Flat Signs Returned, Others Still Missing
Students Hit Out at DCC Over Parking Proposals
Students Struggle To Navigate Lime’s Claims System
Trapped Between Four Walls

Features

Big Hits: Critic Tackles Super Rugby
To Catch a Predator: Leaving Stuff Unattended in Various Libraries
Too Much of a Good Thing: Why Students Get Breast Reductions

Columns

Critic Blind Date
Critic Booze Reviews
English Lecturer Just Reads Off Author’s Wikipedia Page for Whole Lecture
Horoscopes
Man With Incredibly Loud Car Actually Does Have Huge Penis
Mother Makes Son Promise He “Won’t Burn Down The Flat” After Purchasing Single Candle
ODT Watch
Student Banned From Unipol for Grunting While Covered in Chalk
Top 10 Things to Say As You Cum
UoO Moaningful Confessions

Culture

Can we all just admit that the Selwyn Ballet sucks?
Critic Reviews Drum and Bass Gigs That Are Yet to Happen
Students to Watch – Andrew Rudolph
Whatever Happened to Dane Rumble?

12th May 2019