Issue 15, 2019

News

Editorial: I Don’t Want to Live in a World Without the Giant Mountain Lobelia
NZUSA are Preparing to Fight “Tweaks” to the Fees-Free Policy
OPINION: My eQuals is Bullshit
Otago Uni Says Nup to 126,000 Cups
Otago University Trades Suicide Prevention Framework For ‘Wellbeing Matrix’
Savoury Scroll “No Longer Worthy” Of Hilarious $4.20 Price Tag
Student Enrolment Numbers Double
The University & The Sexual Misconduct Policy
University Set to Start Charging for Cup Libraries
Writing About The Executive Reports So They Stop Asking Us To

Features

Kaka Vs. Kea: Dunedin Botanic Gardens Edition
Out Standing in His Field
Rory And His Forest Garden
When Opportunity Knocks

Columns

Clan of Horny Goblins Raid Critic Stands Solely for Moaningful Confessions
Critic Blind Date
Critic Booze Reviews
Highschooler Presenting Speech on ‘Why Speeches Are Bad’ Thinks He’s A Real Funny Cunt
Horoscopes
It's 2am and Your Stupid Loser Flatmate Won't Stop Getting High and Making Noise With His Shitty Lame Friends
ODT Watch
Student Health to Offer Vaccines for 'Fresher Plague'
Top 10 Worst Messages I’ve Gotten From Straight Boys on Tinder
UoO Moaningful Confessions

Culture

A Meaningful Interview With Meaningful Confessions
Students to Watch Out For: Joe and Thor
Students to Watch: Laura Anderson

15th July 2019