It's 2am and Your Stupid Loser Flatmate Won't Stop Getting High and Making Noise With His Shitty Lame Friends

It's 2am and Your Stupid Loser Flatmate Won't Stop Getting High and Making Noise With His Shitty Lame Friends

Looks like your flatmate, Sammy, is smoking weed again. That would be all well and good if somebody in this house didn't have work in the morning.

When asked why he felt the need to make so much noise and smoke weed at 2am every night, Sammy replied "oh my God, shut the fuck up. Stop pretending you're a real reporter. What are you gonna do, write a Critical Tribune about me? Fuck off."

Latest reports have confirmed that Sammy is a fucking asshole.

This article first appeared in Issue 15, 2019.
Posted 6:16pm Thursday 11th July 2019 by The Critical Tribune.