Issue 10, 2021

News

Admin Job Losses Actually Led to Larger Departments
Consequences of Bitcoin Debated
Exchanges To Aus Starting Next Semester
Fire Shuts Down Lectures
Only 1% of Uni Students Don’t Consume Caffeine
Samoan Students On Why Their Country is Ready for Change
Students Targeted With Anti-Vax Propaganda
There’s Asbestos in the Biochem Building
Uni Wants Some New Rules, OUSA Says “Mmmm idk about that”
“Democracy is Dead”
“Farewell After 45 Years, Here, Have a Coffee and a Christmas Voucher”
“Where Them Students At? Students At?” Ask Protesters

Features

#NoFap: Why some guys refuse to do the five finger shuffle
Nuclear Expeditions and Communist Plots: Inside the Secret Government Hunt for Uranium in Fiordland
“I Can’t Be Fucked Trying to Convert Him”: When Your Family Members Are Conspiracy Theorists

Columns

Booze Reviews
EDITORIAL: Please listen to me
Fuck, I’m Cold!
Horoscope
Moaningful Confessions
Rate or Hate

Culture

Aotearoa’s Conspiracy Pages Are a Cesspit
Local Produce: Jess Clarke and Just Friends Jewellery
NZ CRYPTIDS: Which would be the best to live with?
Rotuman Language Week: Time To Learn About Rotuma
The Titanic Never Sunk
University Conspiracy Theories: Fact or Fiction?
WARNING: In 20 Years, There Will Be Crime
What Conspiracy Theory Are You?

9th May 2021