Pisces
You have assignments due this week that you have forgotten about. Time to reread the course outline and fill in that calendar your aunt gave you for Christmas.
What flat archetype are you: Doesn't do dishes
Libra
Libra, this week you are going to be pushed to the edge. Your flatmates are starting to feel more and more like a long term, super committed relationship every time they text to ask where you are at 3pm. Setting boundaries is not being rude, it's making your relationship much healthier.
What flat archetype are you: Bongs as decor
Aries
You have had a large amount of energy all Aries season, and it's time for you to sit down, hydrate, and rest. This week you have some down time so make sure to put it to the best use and stop the doom scroll.
What flat archetype are you: Smelly room
Sagittarius
If this week was a drug for you Sag, it would be MDMA. You will have many moments where you realise you are feeling way too happy for the situation. But hey, YOLO! It could be a good time to squash that flat beef, too.
What flat archetype are you: Groupchat warrior
Aquarius
You're broke, and you've been broke. It's time to stop putting stupid small purchases on Afterpay because you owe that stupid little app way too much money and really can not afford the $100+ payments every week. And no, you do not need to buy a coffee on the way to uni every day.
What flat archetype are you: You’re perfect
Scorpio
As a Scorpio, you find it hard to form lasting romantic attachments, but this week that is all you crave. You feel open and ready to start something with long term intentions. Use this confidence to go out and find your person.
What flat archetype are you: Power waster
Cancer
You’re feeling very nostalgic this week for no reason at all. Maybe it's the start of an existential crisis or maybe you’re just still on a comedown from the weekend. It will be making you want to walk the streets of Dunedin at night, but just remember to wear a scarf!
What flat archetype are you: Bathroom hog
Leo
This week is a test of your patience. Everyone around you is moving at snail speed and saying stupid shit. Leo, be sure to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. You don't know if someone's toast fell butterside down this morning and ruined their week.
What flat archetype are you: Leaves skid marks in the toilet
Capricorn
Nobody understands you, and this week that feeling is at an all time high. As a self proclaimed black sheep, you often find it hard to not stand out in a crowd. Use it to your advantage and make everyone think you're way cooler than you actually are.
What flat archetype are you: Doesn’t recycle, ever
Taurus
Mercury is in retrograde and is making you a magnet for all things bad. Don't listen to those people who are coming to ‘apologise’ for their past actions, they don't mean it and will only ruin you even worse this time round.
What flat archetype are you: Never empties the vacuum
Virgo
Life is chaos and you feel so fucking overwhelmed it’s not funny. With Mercury absolutely shitting on your vibe it's important to take a moment and think before you open your mouth and offend everyone in the room.
What flat archetype are you: Loud sex-haver
Gemini
Gemini, it's time to get your freak on. Order that Peaches and Cream cart and put it to good use. This is the week to try some toe curling tricks and blow the dust off your toys. Don't feel embarrassed to bring them into the bedroom, everyone else does.
What flat archetype are you: Doorslammer