However:
The regions often get overlooked in Dunedin, but not in the ODT. They’re right there with the hard-hitting issues affecting everyday New Zealanders. Like roundabouts …
They are also seriously concerned about the impact of the Marmite shortage on everyday New Zealanders, and you know, prisoners.
Apparently NZ’s incarcerated types have run out of black gold as well, though Critic suspects some cunning prisoners in the kitchen probably just chucked it all up on TradeMe.
In international sporting news, the ODT got very excited that Tiger managed to get his wood away again. Though celebrating the fact that a sex addict got laid is possibly poor form. Or maybe they were talking about his golf win … but probably not.
And finally, summing up the genius of Dunedin landlords, this guy manages to contradict himself in under six seconds: The claims are unwarranted! Except that they’re not and are actually completely true. What a good sort.