This week, ODT Watch presents a cow themed issue. A string of seemingly unrelated cow-based events happened over the last week. In true Ancient Aliens style we present the sinister links that really tie these events together.
The first event in our narrative of intrigue, a seemingly innocuous barnyard scene
We don’t know whether the cow and its secret society brethren were then punished by their own kind, extra-dimensional beings, or the ‘Government’, what we do know is the tragic aftermath
Even the ODT sensed something was wrong
Of course the ODT was bribed not to report the “Vote Lee Vandervis” slogan cut into the cattle.
In response the cow secret society C.O.W. (Committee for Omnivore Welfare) has clearly militarised. The seemingly innocent concern of this Canterbury farmer belies the darker evidence of high tech bovine cloaking systems.
To communicate to us your own sightings of the invisible cows or those that hunt them, go to the third floor of the central library and tape your report to the underside of the desk in the north-east corner. Make sure you aren’t followed.