The ODT has spent the break deep in thought.
The ODT is currently accepting submissions on the problem in the form of be-splattered tissues.
In other news, an isolated cabbage farmer struggled out of a nightmare in sheets lathered with sweat. “Oh no,” he whispered to his goose, “what if they think I’m being complacent.”
Someone should probably tell ODT that they don’t have to print everything that someone yells at them out the smashed window of a ute.
Next, the ODT have some ideas on how to redesign sheep
The ODT clearly have not thought about this. Sheep outnumber us six to one. If anything they need downgrading.
Next, a statement that totally wasn’t made at gunpoint.
And finally, someone made the mistake of looking in the ominous box under Roy Colbert’s desk.
