“It’s not like it’s not fuckin true, huhuh,” chuckled Chad Stuttfield, the 19-year-old behind @haileysims11, @jessica_blackkkk and @caseyrae_stevensen, three Instagram handles which responded to an online poll that “Yes”, they enjoyed receiving unsolicited pictures of shaven, half-erect male genitalia. “I mean, chicks aren’t gonna fuckin say that straight up they’re into it or whatever. Duh,” Stuttfield continued, puffing on an e-cigarette. “But it’s not like they don’t want the D. Ever heard of Freud? It’s called science, bitch.”

Posted 6:32pm Thursday 11th April 2019 by The Critical Tribune.
Tags: satire
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