Otago based yeehaw cattleman Arthur Mustang arrived at one of the centre city Barnes Dance crossings last week expecting a barn dance. Mustang waited for an hour before double-checking the details of the barn dance he was expecting.
Mustang said "Well I'll be! I was standing at that there crossing just waiting for all the other folk to show. According to Wikipedia I was completely wrong. Who names a pedestrian crossing something that silly?"
Mustang fired a few angry revolver shots into the air before stating "I'm off to exchange a few kind words with Henry Barnes" and rode off into the sunset.