Microbiology lecturer, Sarah Doctorindahouse, was minding her own business getting completely written off on holiday when she spied some of her students peering over at her in the club. "I just wanted to get fucked up on MDMA on a well-deserved break, but now these cunts are going to be Snapchatting their friends all night," she complained to Critic early in the evening. “Lecturers are people too, do they think we don’t have lives of our own?”
A source told Critic that Sarah was later seen having D&Ms with the students over a pack of darts in the smoker's area.