The Official Critic Te Ārohi Sex Playlist

The Official Critic Te Ārohi Sex Playlist

CRITIC’S BEST SONGS TO HAVE SEX TO:

  1. Confidence – Ocean Alley
  2. Careless Whisper – George Michael
  3. Hungry Eyes – Eric Carmen
  4. Just The Two of Us (feat. Bill Withers) – Grover Washington, Jr. 
  5. Fly Me To the Moon – Frank Sinatra
  6. Kiss Me – Sixpence None The Richer
  7. One of These Nights – Eagles
  8. Sunsetz – Cigarettes After Sex
  9. Sway – Bic Runga
  10. Baby I’m Yours – Arctic Monkeys
  11. Stargirl Interlude – The Weeknd, Lana Del Ray
  12. Say Yes to Heaven – Lana Del Ray
  13. Fever – Boney M.
  14. Smooth Operator – Sade
  15. Sexual Healing – Marvin Gaye


CRITIC’S WORST SONGS TO HAVE SEX TO: 

  1. La La La – Naughty Boy, Sam Smith
  2. We Are The World – USA for Africa
  3. Waka Waka (This Time for Africa) – Shakira
  4. Fruit Salad – The Wiggles
  5. You’ve Got a Friend in Me – Randy Newman
  6. Not Fair – Lily Allen
  7. Crank That (Soulja Boy) – Soulja Boy
  8. Dance Monkey – Tones and I
  9. Me! (feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At the Disco) – Taylor Swift
  10. The Spark – Kabin Crew, Lisdoonvarna Crew
  11. It’s Everyday Bro – Jake Paul, Team 10
  12. On the Rark – Machete Clan
  13. Cbat – Hudson Mohawke
  14. Rock Lobster – The B-52’s
  15. Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle) – Limp Bizkit
This article first appeared in Issue 17, 2024.
Posted 2:21pm Sunday 4th August 2024 by Critic.