News

It was another good week on Castle Street, with the gossip queens having a field day after a lock in and a few red cards causing enough drama to deserve a place on E! Channel. But first some very sad news, as Stewie (a much loved little pig) has gone missing in a somewhat dubious manner. Stewie was having personality clashes with one of his flatmates who apparently kidnapped Stew and released him into the Botans. He even forgot to give Stew his jersey so please keep an eye out for him, as the cold nights won’t be good for Stewie’s runny nose.
Missing items have starting reappearing/people just had a decent look for them. As at the Beehive, Monkey (also known as Wonkey) turned up; he was found in the freezer and apparently he was chilling the whole time ha ha. The missing ladder also turned up in suspicious circumstances, as it was thrown onto the Beehive in the early hours of Monday morning. The commune is collaborating with the Beehive in the investigation to find the dirty thieves; fingers are being pointed but to no avail at the time of publishing.

 
The luscious babes in the brick brothel hosted a late night detention lock in last Wednesday that went off well. The pile of alcohol was destroyed in a quick fashion, memories failed and mayhem ensued. The only downer was one poor chap fell off the roof and broke three bones in his foot, but other than that good times were had by all. Congratulations to the girls for hosting a goodie.

 
One of the more feminine boys’ flats is in the midst of domestics as one flatmate tried to pull his red card, only to be bombarded by handbags as his PMSing flatmates sat him down for a talking to. Apparently his outlandish, yobbo like behaviour was getting out of hand and his persistent requests for them to “pull their tampons out” and do the red card didn’t help the situation. Fortunately, after a curry and a pint it’s all happy families again.

 
In other news, the casino has become one of the main means of income for inhabitants, with the practice of feast or famine becoming all too common. Feast or famine entails gambling all of the flat’s food money and either eating like kings or doing the flatshop in the petfood aisle.
 

Unfortunately Chronicles of Castle is changing its routine so that from now on it will only be every second week. Don’t worry, that just means it’ll be twice as good. Until next time, take it easy and if it’s easy take it.
 

P.S. if anyone wants to buy any pork let me know.