Uncle Howie | Issue 13

Posted 7:40pm Sunday 27th May 2012

Hi Howie, I need some more advice, this time about threesomes. Everybody jokes about them, but I actually think it’s something I would like to experience. So I was thinking about trying to arrange one for next Saturday. I’m sure there are plenty of guys in Dunedin who would be willing to help Read more...

Uncle Howie | Issue 10

Posted 12:51am Monday 7th May 2012

Dear Uncle Howie, I can’t believe I’m writing in, but I need your advice/knowledge/wisdom and after reading your column I think you’re the go-to person on such a topic. I recent acquired a Fuck Buddy who is dynamite in the sack but my complete opposite and he enjoys talking for at Read more...

Uncle Howie | Issue 9

Posted 4:56pm Sunday 29th April 2012

Dear Howie, I’ve started dating this new girl, and she’s pretty high class – private schools, dad owns a yacht, all that jazz. I’m a bit worried that my humble upbringing is going to be a problem for her. You’re a classy cat; how can I turn on the class myself and make sure I don’t loose this Read more...

Uncle Howie | Issue 7

Posted 3:53pm Sunday 15th April 2012

Hi Howie. I went home over the break and saw my girlfriend for the first time since coming to dunners at the start of the year (she didn’t go to uni). It was nice to see her again, but it’s made me realise how little we have in common now, and how much I really just want to be single and have fun Read more...

Uncle Howie | Issue 5

Posted 4:26pm Sunday 25th March 2012

Howie. Is it true that different races have different size penises? I’ve only ever played with white boys, but I’ve been checking out some of the cute brown boys around this place and thought I might get a bit more variety in me, if you get what I mean ... Racing for answers Hey mate, Read more...

Uncle Howie | Issue 3

Posted 6:37pm Sunday 11th March 2012

Hey Howie, So there’s this really hot chick on my floor. In fact she is just across the hall from me. We’re great friends and get on really well. I’d love to hook up with her, but I’m not sure if I can handle the awkward morning after experience. I’d be pretty gutted if she came home with someone Read more...

Uncle Howie | Issue 2

Posted 4:53pm Sunday 4th March 2012

Dear Howie I was out at Monkey on Saturday night getting my skux on, and I noticed that for each hot girl, there were like 10 guys dancing around her. What the hell man, can’t a guy have a lady to himself anymore? – Still solo Hi mate, The “Sex Pit” of any dance floor is a dangerous Read more...

Uncle Howie

Posted 5:32pm Friday 24th February 2012

Dear Howie, I recently met a stunning redhead named Suzy outside Metro one balmy Saturday night. Needless to say, the attraction was instant and things got hot and heavy fast. The thing is, Suzy would like me to perform something in the bedroom, and I’m not exactly confident in my abilities. She Read more...