Jan 20 - Feb 18

There lies a difficult road ahead for Aquarians this week. Navigate your challenges with caution, and be sure to act on logic rather than emotion. Anger and short temperament won’t get you very far. 

Plant to cultivate: The dead basil you’ve neglected for 3 months.  

 

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

Pisces, your soul has felt lost recently. Try taking a trip to the beach to reconnect with your water sign roots, or drown your existential crisis in tequila. Whichever feels most natural to you. Either way, you’re getting sloshed.

Plant to cultivate: Poppies. 

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

Aries, your life does not need to be lived in constant conflict. Just because someone has a different opinion, doesn’t mean they are stupid and wrong. This week, try to engage in diplomacy and kindness. Not everyone is against you.

Plant to cultivate: Peace lilies.

 

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

Last week was rough. You may feel emotionally bruised and battered. However, a new week is upon you. It’s time to march forward, with a spring on your step, and more love in your heart.

Plant to cultivate: A healthy relationship. 

 

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

You’re such a clown! Both in the way you manage to juggle so many things at once, and because you’re honestly pretty delusional sometimes.

Plant to cultivate: Golden pothos. 

 

Cancer

Jun 21 - July 22

You should try to leave your house sometime. There’s a whole wide world out there for you to explore. Stop rotting, start living. Also beware of accidentally stepping on your laptop.

Plant to cultivate: Coriander. 

 

Leo

July - Aug 22

This may come as a shock to you, but people can see right through your bullshit. It's time to put the ‘being real’ into your BeReal.

Plant to cultivate: The weeds in your drain. 

 

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Being judgemental and opinionated is a tough gig, but somebody’s gotta do it. Never stop judging and nitpicking. It's in your Virgo spirit to do so.

Plant to cultivate: A bonsai tree

 

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Reality is made up. Truth is subjective. Being a hater is okay. Delusion is in, logic is out. Spend $30 on UberEats for no damn reason.

Plant to cultivate: The freaky little sneaky little fly on your Monstera. 

 

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

Going through a heartbreak? Angry at your passive aggressive flatmates? Now is the time to unleash. Normalize your insanity and inability to let things go.

Plant to cultivate: Venus fly trap. 

 

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

There is a strong correlation between being a Sag and being a ‘pick me’ type of person. Try developing your own personality and sense of happiness. Stop searching for others, or you will continue to remain a hollow individual.

Plant to cultivate: Radishes. 

 

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

It’s hard enough to enjoy the company of Capricorns, especially because they feel the incessant need to talk down to others. Your opinion isn’t always gospel, and you aren’t an expert in every field. Sometimes, you need to learn to shut the fuck up.

Plant to cultivate: Avocados.