It was a cold Dunners Saturday night. I was planning to do the usual, which was drink at a pres with my mates, act like their base drops are good, then go stay the night with the guy I was seeing at the time. I didn’t enjoy town that much so I never went. I was a horny girl who just needed sex. On this Saturday night he got drunk and yelled at me to go sleep with other guys because he didn’t want to see me (or so I thought), but this slimy geezer was two-timing me. Like how could a four-inch packer that was 5 foot 6 do that? I was drinking wine that night so I was an emotional wreck. I left his room and said, “Fuck it, I’m gonna go to town.”
In town I managed to spend $70 on tequila shots, all on myself of course. Once those shots were down the bright ideas started to appear. I managed to form a message to my one night stand from RnV. From here, shit goes downhill. Wine seems to make me extremely horny, and if old mate wasn’t giving it to me then RnV mate sure would. At midnight I started to make the fucking freezing walk to his flat, stumbling. I was in a dress and the roads had now turned icy. Not my smartest idea, but sex is sex and that was all I was thinking about. Once I got there we did the deed. We did it multiple times in multiple positions, some I didn’t know even existed, until 6am rolled around.
My dumb fresher ass thought, “It's a Sunday. If I do the walk of shame at 6am no one will be up, and it's just light enough to walk back by myself without feeling unsafe. People will probably think I’m off to church at this time.” So I jumped out of his window and started my adventure back to my hall. When I came close to my hall I thought, “Wow good job, you’ve done it.” But I spoke too soon. To my surprise there was a bus and 30 students lined up to jump on for a field trip. They were all fully rugged up. Myself, on the other hand? I was in a skimpy black skirt that barely covered my ass. I walked with my head down (and ass out), but the group seemed to find it funny and gave me a round of applause, while I scrambled in my purse looking for my key card to get in. Thank fuck I found it. I scrambled to my room, jumped into bed and never told a soul about that Saturday night.