Horoscopes: Week 16

Horoscopes: Week 16

Aquarius
You can’t always be the boss of everyone. Use this week to relax and let things play out naturally. Letting go can cause even more stress but once you push through it's nice to not have to be a team carrier all the time. 
OOTD’s finishing touch: A tote bag

Pisces
Pisces, you're away with the fairies more than usual this week, finding it hard to concentrate on the tasks at hand. Use your unique point of view to your advantage but remember to set alarms for things like class and shower. Best not to forget those.
OOTD’s finishing touch: A monocle

Aries
Your inner fire of productivity is blazing hotter than a couch fire this week. You’ll be making book clubs and cheffing up the best dinners. Just remember when you hit the wall on Thursday that a power nap is not shameful.
OOTD’s finishing touch: A cute reusable coffee cup

Taurus
It's time to indulge in some serious self-care. However, your idea of self-care might involve a few too many trips to the campus coffee shop for a $8 iced coffee. By the weekend, you'll be reconsidering your budget and wondering if pies for lunch and dinner count as a balanced diet.
OOTD’s finishing touch: Funny socks

Gemini 
By the end of the week, you will know everyone and be known by everyone. The reason? Well, that's up to you to decide. In the meantime, strut your stuff like everyone’s watching.
OOTD’s finishing touch: A decorative belt 

Cancer
Cancer, this week’s moon phases will have your mood swinging more than your parents on a cruise. You'll go from tears over a cute baby video, to hysterical laughter at your mate’s shit joke. Embrace the roller coaster of emotions and maybe invest in some waterproof mascara.
OOTD’s finishing touch: A tinfoil hat

Leo
You're fabulous, darling, and everyone knows it! People will look to you for leadership this week. Make sure to put on your adulting panties and lead the people to victory, whether it's convincing the flat to go to Pint Night or deciding your group project topic.
OOTD’s finishing touch: A spotlight following you everywhere

Virgo
Mercury is making you neurotic as fuck this week. You'll colour-code your lecture notes and plan your entire semester by Tuesday. But leave room for spontaneity, lest you risk a meltdown when your perfect plan meets the chaos of student life.
OOTD’s finishing touch: A wallet chain

Libra
You're the unofficial flat counsellor this week, resolving conflicts and broken hearts. Just remember, you aren't actually trained and probably can’t prescribe a cone to everyone who comes to you crying.
OOTD’s finishing touch: Bold nail polish

Scorpio
Pluto’s pull means you’re all about deep conversations and intense focus this week. Your study sessions will be legendary, but your friends might be scared off by your seriousness. Be sure to lighten it up a bit – not everyone needs to be told about your traumatic breakup story.
OOTD’s finishing touch: A faux fur coat

Sagittarius
Jupiter is urging you to seek adventure. You'll be tempted to adventure to the outskirts of Dunedin or leave the city entirely. Just make sure your adventures don't interfere with your assignments. Or do – it's only week three and it’s all about the stories you'll have to tell, after all.
OOTD’s finishing touch: A funky belt loop carabiner

Capricorn
Something about the crisp air is making you want to lock in and get ahead of everyone else. You'll be the only one in the library at 7am, but by Friday your friends will drag you out for some much-needed fun. Balance is key, and sometimes a little irresponsibility is just what you need.
OOTD’s finishing touch: A shitty porn-stache

This article first appeared in Issue 16, 2024.
Posted 7:38pm Sunday 28th July 2024 by Critic.