Aquarius
Mending your turbulent friendships will bring you a lot of peace this week. You may have just stocked up on your anti-anxiety meds but your dependency will go down. Market your SSRIs to your friends as Percocets.
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 3, 11, 12, 17, 19, 20
Pisces
Before going grocery shopping this week, have a look through your fridge at all the leftovers and ingredients that are about to expire and find inspiration for a week's worth of fun meals. Bonus points for a cheaper grocery shop, too!
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 4, 8, 12, 22, 27, 36
Aries
Have you heard of this new thing called recycling? It’s probably the hottest thing you could do. Seeing a 6 put their can in the yellow bin automatically makes them a 7.5 – and you need all the help you can get.
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 3, 9, 11, 25, 38, 40
Taurus
Taurus, the stars are aligning for you to spend big on a present for yourself. Whether it’s buying drinks on a night out or filling your petrol tank to the top, you deserve a treat that makes life a little more enjoyable.
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 4, 14, 23, 25, 32, 36
Gemini
You have so many tabs open on Google Chrome that your computer fans will go into overdrive and the whole laptop will fly away. Don’t lose all of the (minimal) work you have put into your assignments! Take this as a sign to sort your shit out.
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 2,7,8,15,25,40
Cancer
Efficiency is the name of the game this week. Fill the bath with warm water so that you can bathe, have a drink, and keep warm all at the same time. But while keeping on top of things is very important, it is also important to not let yourself burn out this early in the semester.
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 1, 9, 17, 18, 21, 39
Leo
Spend the week feeding your wholesome side. Frolic in the Botans and curl up at night with a good book and cuppa. Get your flatmates to cough up a couple of dollars each so you can have an op shop puzzle night – just pray it's not missing any pieces.
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 3, 6, 13, 14, 29, 37
Virgo
Pssssst, Virgo, that weird thing happening with your body should probably be checked out, even if you just type your symptoms into Google. Or cure yourself by spending your student loan on six different types of gummy vitamins (a tastier option).
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 3, 8, 11, 19, 26, 27
Libra
Take a chill pill. Did you know that exams aren’t for a couple of months and no normal person starts studying for them this far out? Take a break, go to town, and get so rinsed you can’t even remember your cat's name.
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 11, 12, 16, 23, 26, 39
Scorpio
This week, your mum will ominously announce a deep dark family secret in the family group chat. You can’t tell anyone, otherwise your grandfather will disown you and you will never be bought a Christmas present again.
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 1, 9, 16, 34, 37, 38
Sagittarius
This week, be wary of electric scooters. Those little fuckers go a lot faster than you may think and having to tell people that you are in A&E because you got hit by a drunk 18-year-old hurtling their way back to Unicol on a pink electric scooter would lose you some aura points.
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 35, 30, 7, 12, 19, 2
Capricorn
You often find yourself in situations where people are telling you way too much about themselves – this is called a therapist's face. To fix this dilemma, just wear a balaclava 24/7 or try really hard to look unapproachable.
Lucky (Lotto) Numbers: 3, 9, 12, 14, 21, 39