Local third-year Food Science and Nutrition Student student Molly Edwards, a self-proclaimed fitness and wellness influencer, who preaches the benefits of clean-eating, early morning runs and therapeutic properties of Saunas on her Instagram account (@MolsHolistic) put a pause on her ‘daily diaries’ in order to get “completely fuck-eyed” on St Paddy’s Day.
Despite spending the last three months boycotting palm oil and other processed foods due to their unethical business practices, Molly remained adamant that the half-gram she purchased with the ‘girls’ was “ethically sourced because it came from a family business in Colombia or something like that.”
Speaking to Critical Tribune, Molly maintained that her bag of meth was, “100% MDMA, I don’t even need to test it! The guy I bought it from was really nice; he even gave us a discount!”
As of print, Molly was last seen ranting to her Instagram followers about lifestyle choices, “At the end of the day wellness is all about balance, and I haven’t done a Shein order in over six weeks."