That’s right, if you can’t stop them beating people, then, um, beat them …
They followed up this pearl of wisdom with coverage of some seriously ground-breaking research at our very own University. Apparently (and Critic is far from convinced) if you drink less alcohol, you’ll feel better the next day. Fascinating:
The ODT finished off their advice for the week with two stunners. Firstly, they questioned the acceptability of spraying foam over underage children. Critic’s going to say no to that one.
And then, a little tip for the orally inclined:
And lastly, the ODT royal watch team managed to include the ChCh earthquake and the Queen in the same piece, a massive coup. Critic is shocked that the Queen isn’t getting involved in this one: