You’ve all heard the saying “What happens in Milton, stays in Milton”, right? No? Really? Man, the shit that has gone down in that town. But if there is a centre of hedonism and debauchery in Milton, it’s got to be the community hall:
Oh, and it’s spring. And we all know that spring means cheese! What, you didn’t know that? Get yo cheese on, fool.
BREAKING NEWS! It’s not only brown people that break the law!
In reality TV news, this poor lady was pretty disgusted with the Ridges. Unfortunately, we are missing the point. I wonder how she knew?
And lastly, in Royal Watch, Charles and Camilla miss Dunedin, but not enough to actually come here. Nice one.