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So we’re at the end of the first semester. It’s been quite, um, yeah.

I did have an editorial topic in mind for this issue, but my lawyer advised me not to run it. It was too late for rewrites or rethinks, so a redacted version will follow.

Recently _ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ _ and then he _ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ _with a _ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ _ Unfortunately, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . What a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ disagreements _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Oxford comma _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ prepositions. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ at the office _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ police _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ his pet moose Gerry. After that, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ but we assured him that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ clean, mostly.

But then, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Wookie _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Boy was that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ all day _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ writing _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Afro David _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ leaked _ _ _ _ _ _ lient.

But thank God that’s all over with. I graduate on Saturday, and my meandering, six-year BA has already taken me to that most prestigious of pinnacles: a three-week stint as Acting Critic Editor. It’s been an interesting experience, and if any of you fancy taking on the role long-term, applications are open until Wednesday 9am.

I’d like to send out a huge, unredacted thank you to all of Critic’s staff and volunteers this semester. There’s a fantastic group of people here, all of whom have been extremely supportive and have made my job surprisingly easy. I’d particularly like to thank Sam Clark, Dan Blackball and Zane Pocock for their tireless efforts. You guys deserve a raise.

Stay classy, Dunedin.

- Sam McChesney