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A newspaper isn’t the place to be making kitchen jokes. Critic was expecting an in-depth look at what Nana cooked for dinner on a rare family get-together. An article on the complaints of a teen mum was a bit down buzzy after that.



In related news, the look on Jurn Kei’s face suggests her private emails were disturbing. To teach her a lesson, he showed them to her son just seconds before this photo was taken:



To be fair, people in Brighton are unlikely to have one degree, so we can understand why this concept would seem daunting:



Because of the placement of a cell tower, store owner Azizah Steel felt she could “no longer represent” 2degrees and had returned to the company the four sim cards currently stocked in her store. “In the eight years she had owned the store, she had sold about 10 2degrees sim cards,” the ODT reported.

And finally;



Well, we’re not sure. It depends whether he wanted to live or not. The “minor cut to his hand” could also be life-ruining if he happens to be a hand model.