![Team NZ still confident despite near cat-astrophe](http://www.critic.co.nz/content/2013/i24/odt/1.jpg)
The ODT is so glass-half-empty! We preferred the images of Team New Zealand nearly capsising – these showed the world who’s the dog and who’s the lamppost.
![Oldest man dies](http://www.critic.co.nz/content/2013/i24/odt/2.jpg)
Breaking News: there is now a new oldest man. Critic wonders how regularly this title changes hands.
![Burglars target house](http://www.critic.co.nz/content/2013/i24/odt/3.jpg)
It’s a totally new kind of burglary. Police are stumped as to how to proceed.
![Cyclist collides with car door](http://www.critic.co.nz/content/2013/i24/odt/4.jpg)
We haven’t seen that one before! For the record, it wasn’t even the cyclist’s fault.
![Strong, capable women knocking on door](http://www.critic.co.nz/content/2013/i24/odt/5.jpg)
Women are strong and capable? Breaking news, ODT! They are not even talking about prostitutes, but the new women in cabinet.