The ODT is so glass-half-empty! We preferred the images of Team New Zealand nearly capsising – these showed the world who’s the dog and who’s the lamppost.
Breaking News: there is now a new oldest man. Critic wonders how regularly this title changes hands.
It’s a totally new kind of burglary. Police are stumped as to how to proceed.
We haven’t seen that one before! For the record, it wasn’t even the cyclist’s fault.
Women are strong and capable? Breaking news, ODT! They are not even talking about prostitutes, but the new women in cabinet.
