At first glance this appears to be an awfully inept spelling mistake … but no. It is, in fact, an awful and confusingly contradictory pun about a pacifist’s response to international terrorism. When I give someone a piece of my mind, it is most definitely not peaceful!
Incoming freshers: if you don’t get into your hall of first choice, hit this place up; you’re guaranteed to get in! They offer warm rooms, ample study space and bingo tournaments on Thursday nights … so pretty much St. Margaret’s.
Wow, how old is this kid? Looks like he’s ready for his first day of high school, not ready to run in this year’s general election! Seriously, is that a school blazer? National is working hard to drum up support of young voters by putting this fresh-faced Young Nat on the ticket.
Some kid taking a dookie in the pool is news? Kristen does that all the time and it never gets put in the newspaper.
Understatement of the year: apparently New Zealand’s “most prolific stalker”, who has been convicted a mere 201 times, poses a threat to the public. He will be released from jail next month, so we suggest you hide yo’ kids and hide yo’ wife.