ODT Watch | Issue 19

ODT Watch | Issue 19

This week the ODT jumped straight in with speculation on the future of the dairy industry:

I think the ODT meant ‘Cockroach milk’s time might come’, ‘may have come’ implies that right now is cockroach milk’s time, which I doubt. 

 

Yes it is too much to ask. They are biologically inferior.

 

In pastry news:

 

The bagels aren’t the only ones getting baked. 

 

The customer was sorrier.

 

Finally, the ODT’s business model responsible for surging sales has been leaked:

 

This article first appeared in Issue 19, 2016.
Posted 5:00pm Monday 15th August 2016 by Charlie O’Mannin and Connor Seddon.