Puns are like opioids; you start using only occasionally with a quality product, but fast you sink into addiction and squalor.
The article was about the prime minister shearing a sheep. That’s right, in a five word headline the ODT has managed to include not one, but two insults to the art of wordplay. Consider this an intervention.
This week the police yet again demonstrate their unique investigative genius.
Unfortunately, the ODT doesn’t seem to be able to tell the difference between monks and wizards.
Or are the police Gandalf and the monks Balrogs? The reference thickens.
Damn those plastic sheep, always trying to sabotage major street trials.
And finally, this week the ODT have discovered a novel new use for sound.
