This week the ODT is reporting on mysteries from beyond the realm of life and death.
We at ODT Watch thought that the mystery was done and dusted when the ghost roses rose from the dead, but apparently that was merely the beginning.
Moving further into the surreal paranoid consciousness of the ODT’s hive mind.
The more I read this headline the more I fear the otherworldly insect creatures the ODT gets to write their headlines. They will not be slaves forever.
Milton has finally found the vitality it was always looking for.
Crime and ennui seem to be the only things Milton (the “Town of Opportunity”) has in abundance.
And finally this week’s award for the most innocuous, yet strangely sinister, headline goes to:
