There’s a fairly wholesome week ahead, people! Enjoy the break.
Monday 21 August – Senior Citizens Day
While the average Critic reader probably lacks the grey hair of today’s demographic, we all know of at least one senior citizen who deserves a medal. I for one will be celebrating the life of Lady Olenna Tyrell. RIP.
Tuesday 22 August – Be An Angel Day
Delve within and seek the purest rays of personality you possess. Douse friends and strangers alike with this joyous incandescence.
Wednesday 23 August – Ride the Wind Day
If you have the means, today is opportune for harnessing the breeze - be it by sail, wing or kite.
Thursday 24 August – Pluto Demoted Day
Undeniably the greatest tragedy of the 21st Century so far was when our beloved Pluto was effectively fired by the Solar System. I would say to celebrate, but honestly I think I’ll be crying.
Friday 25 August – Kiss and Make Up Day
Are you currently in the midst of a dispute? Did you just argue over who could read my column first? Now is the time to reconcile your differences! Chuck in a cheeky smooch too.
Saturday 26 August – Dog (Doggo) Day
What reasonable hooman ever be doin a dislike of Mr doggo fren? Heckin none! Not pawssible.
Sunday 27 August – International Bat Night
The 21st International Bat Night will be a conservational effort to raise awareness about bats, their importance to ecosystems worldwide, and their decline and need for protection.