Anteaters don’t actually eat ants, they just give them a little ride on their tongue
It’s illegal to eat party mix if you’re not having a party
One square of toilet paper is exactly enough paper for a dolphin to choke to death on
Wombs are reverse tombs
The Dunedin Sound is actually just someone screaming into the void
Ed Sheeran is a scam that the DCC is running to empower people with red hair and/or bad tattoos
It’s impossible to count to zero
America is further away than Milton, and that’s a long way away
Even when you’re outside people still don’t like you using your outside voice
I don’t know if Jeff Bezos is a goodie or a baddie
Faded af is faded af backwards and forwards and sideways and upside down and inside out
Cats do not actually prefer Chef; chefs prefer cats. Meow.
The names of the toes are, in order, the Big Toe, Jeff, Christie, Ingrid, the Little Toe.
The phrase “Towing the line” comes from the 12th century practise of harbouring ships by towing their lines.
“Hold the line” was first coined by Toto in their 1978 release “Hold the Line”
The only difference between a ship anchor and a news anchor is the brand of hair product
The Mask was actually Jim Carrey’s real face. His normal face is a mask.