You can bring up any baby animal underwater and it will learn to breath like a fish
“Nippy” means cold because all nipples are inherently cold
A conversation between three people is called a tri-alouge
A provisional conversation between three people is called a trial-alouge
A conversation between three angels is called a triangle
A conversation between three elephants is called a triumphant
LSD stands for LotSofDrugs
There was once a dinosaur that could run really really fast
Fire alarms are water alarms for fire
When having sex in the reverse cowgirl position, both parties must moo backwards when they climax or face the consequences
In 47 BC Julius Caesar came when he saw what he’d conquered
Plastic bottles are made out of plastic, but water bottles are not made out of water
Peas are wees
In the wild, seals only balance balls on their noses on special occasions
With an electron microscope you can see the tiniest tear drops
If you construct an intricate web of lies, you can have two husbands at the same time