Rate or Hate

Rate or Hate

Rate

  • The flying fox behind gardens New World. Provides much entertainment on a dusty walk home from town.
  • Wearing the same top as another girl at a party. It’s not embarrassing, that’s just how you know you’re fashionable. 
  • Adults on Lime scooters. You go king. 
  • BYOs. You don’t need an occasion, wine drunk at a restaurant is just a welcome change of scene from wine drunk in your living room.
  • Camping!!! It’s so cheap and fun and possibly warmer than my flat anyways. 

 

Hate

  • Spending Easter alone in my flat writing an assignment that was due a week ago.
  • Geese. The scariest fucking animal and they’re SO big irl.
  • Tutors telling you to ‘talk to your neighbour’ about the content. Please just let me learn in silence
  • David fuckin Seymour. Thank you for your talk about socialism david but I learned NOTHING, in fact I lost brain cells.
  • Otago Uni tacking Otago Anniversary Day onto our Easter holidays. We need all the days off we can get and I feel cheated.
  • Alfa Romeo cars. We get it you’re compensating x
This article first appeared in Issue 6, 2021.
Posted 1:09am Sunday 11th April 2021 by Sasha Freeman .