Critic can confirm that the plethora of lonely MILF’s advertised by sketchy websties are still “seeking company” in these trying times.
Apparently unaware of, or at least willfully ignorant of, the lockdown procedure, these charming ladies have not backed down from advertising themselves on the internet. Critic reached out to as many of these women as possible, to assess their plans for “sharing affection” without bursting their bubbles.
We could not receive comment from any of them, as our attempts to connect were met with staunch paywalls, bright red warnings from Google Chrome, and alphabet soup URLs. These lonely women, many of whom have “recently lost a spouse”, must be in dire straits as lockdown looms, which is not a great time to be advertising for love in the gulleys of the internet.
While we could not make contact with them, the Tribune would like any Horny Singles in Our Area to know that we are wishing you our very best and hoping for a speedy end to this social crisis on your behalf.