Lectures can be fucking boring. This could be because you’re doing a degree you hate, your lecturer has the worst voice in the world or says “um” too much. Or it could just be a ceebs that day. Critic Te Ārohi has now invented a solution for when you have run out of Cool Maths Games: Lecture Theatre Bingo. You can find out if your class is full of Neutral Evil (Law), Lawful Good (theatre) or True Neutral (Surveying). Have fun, there are no prizes, leave us alone.
(24 total squares to fill with names)
Lawful Good:
Real One
actually taking notes
Mummy’s Boy
texting a relative
Neutral Good:
Wordle Enthusiast
playing the daily Wordle
The Sheatha
doing a makeup routine
Chaotic Good:
Sweaty Gamer
pulling Pokémon cards
Butter-Fingers
dropping something loudly
Woke Liberal
lecturer references a meme
Lawful Neutral:
All Wake No Bake
sober at an 8am lecture
The Influencer
taking selfies in class, bonus if you’re in the background
True Neutral:
Passed-Out-And-Barely-Passing
asleep in a lecture (real)
The Hat Guy
wearing a hat inside
Cotton-On Crackhead
online shopping
Chaotic Neutral:
The Music-head
listens to their music too loud
The Lover
your lecture theatre crush pulls up
Lawful Evil:
Doodle-Doer
doodling instead of notes even though they brought paper
Locked In
studying a different paper to the one you’re in
Neutral Evil:
Tetris Time-Waster
tetris gamer
The Perseverer
chronically late (by at least 15 minutes)
The Opp
your lecture theatre opp pulls up
Smelt and Dealt
a vocal, potent fart
Cough Criminal
coughing throughout a lecture
Chaotic Evil:
Erm…Actually
someone tries to correct the lecturer
Brain Rot
scrolling Instagram Reels
Finish and Forget
the accidental Porn-hub opening computer-smash combo!