Tag yourself: Menstrual Brands

Libra

  • The popular one in the group
  • Spends all their money at Glassons 
  • Only drinks vodka RTDs 
  • Wears Nike Air Force Ones everywhere 

U by Kotex

  • Will help you out with an assignment last minute 
  • Outfit repeater 
  • Is everybody’s friend
  • Only goes for drunk Maccas on the way home 

Stayfree

  • Awake 24/7
  • Has a mild drinking problem 
  • Here for a good time, not a long time 
  • Daddy issues 

Wā Collective Menstrual Cup

  • Hosts pot luck dinners
  • Probably smokes a lot of weed
  • BSc student 
  • Binge watched Seaspiracy on Netflix  

Oi Organic Period Products 

  • Minimalist 
  • Only drinks oat milk lattes 
  • Reads while walking down the street 
  • Has a vinyl collection 

TENA

  • The Mum friend 
  • Only drinks white wine 
  • Will hold your hair back while throwing up 
  • Mentally stable 

ModiBodi Period Undies 

  • Always feels misunderstood 
  • Thrifts 
  • Cleans their sheets weekly 
  • Blames everything on the planets 
This article first appeared in Issue 12, 2021.
Posted 12:36am Monday 24th May 2021 by Annabelle Vaughan.