Your Birth Month
January - Breatha
February - Grange Street Flat
March - MFCO lecturer
April - Renowned stoner
May - Nerd
June - Wholesome grandma
July - OUSA Exec
August - Broke Castle Street resident
September - Student journalist
October - Environmental activist group
November - Dave from Maharajas
December - Your mum
Your First Initial
A - Uncovers truth behind
B - Goes head to head in local body election against
C - Arrested after threats towards
D - Makes amends with
E - Donates to
F - Calls out bogus claims made by
G - Cuckholds
H - Vandalises
I - To make formal complaint to Advertising Standards Authority about
J - Claims uptick in disorderly behaviour is thanks to
K - Announces pregnancy with
L - Involved in fisticuffs with
M - Wins court case against
N - Formalises business partnership with
O - “Holds no grudges” towards
P - Helps clean up public image of
Q - Talks to Critic about serious incident involving
R - Spotted snorting ketamine with
S - Buys weed from
T - Terrorises
U - Files restraining order against
V - Taken to tenancy tribunal by
W - Spills the details about a “wild night out” with
X - Offers help to
Y - Pleads with
Z - Marries
Your Favourite Colour
Red - Stinky
Orange - Radical
Yellow - Completely drunk
Blue - Supposedly innocent
Green - Broke
Purple - Problematic
Pink - Furious
White - Dangerous
Black - Desperate
Other - Rogue
Your Last Initial
A - Landlord
B - Fashion industry bosses
C - Pub owner
D - Proctor
E - Mob of students from Logan Park High School
F - MILFs
G - Anthropology lecturer
H - University of Otago board members
I - David Seymour
J - TERFs
K - Instagrammer
L - Right-wing militia
M - Students studying at Robertson Library
N - Conspiracy theorists
O - Bioethics professors
P - Dunedin News admin
Q - Auckland Uni students
R - Uniprint shop manager
S - Vice-Chancellor David Murdoch
T - Person with “here for a good time, not a long time” in their Tinder bio
U - Judith Collins
V - ODT editor
W - VUWSA Exec
X - KFC worker
Y - Leith Street Flat
Z - Shitposting page admin