Chronicles of Castle - 8

Posted 2:54am Wednesday 27th April 2011

It was a relatively uneventful week on Castle Street as mid-semester tests proved to be more effective fun sponges than Campus Watch. Luckily there are some students who don’t aim to get marks high up the alphabet and who give us our week’s entertainment. In one particularly cringe-worthy Read more...

Chronicles of Castle - 7

Posted 6:41am Thursday 14th April 2011

It’s been a week of internal flat dramas down here on Castle. The first incident stems back to O Week when one smelly little shit took a cool three hundy cash out on the flatcard. He invested the three hundred in disco biscuits unbeknownst to his flatmates, who were left wondering why they Read more...

Chronicles of Castle - 6

Posted 3:53am Monday 11th April 2011

The scene on Castle Street this week was messier than when Edward Scissorhands tried wanking. Things got out of hand as Castle Street’s road was redecorated thanks to a kind soul with a good eye for colour. He or she poured two buckets of paint on the road, one orange and one white. The perpetrator Read more...