Presidential Debate Draws Biggest Crowd In Years

Posted 3:12pm Friday 14th September 2018

UBar was humming, as a crowd murmured in surprised disbelief that people had actually showed up for an OUSA presidential debate. “What is going on?” they whispered. “Does everyone think it’s pint night? Did they get the day wrong?  Yes, weirdly, people actually showed Read more...

When is a Studio Room not a Studio Room?

Posted 10:28pm Thursday 6th September 2018

It’s that time of year when it looks like most of the good flats have already been signed and those people in your hall you agreed to flat with in O-Week might not actually be your best friends for life. You might be considering throwing in the towel and moving to St Kilda, or just into a Read more...

ODT Watch | The Week ODT Watch Was Leaked the ODT’s Biannual External Review

Posted 2:16am Sunday 27th May 2018

Sources within the ODT have confirmed that Editor Barry Fitzbarry has spent the last week laughing at the moon and hosting debaucherous orgies in the ODT boardroom, assuming that because Critic has been dealing with international media attention (your time will come, ODT), we’d be too busy to Read more...

The Post Fact World | Issue 13

Posted 1:02am Sunday 27th May 2018

In 2018 a bill was passed to change MENstruation, to PEOPLEstruation. The airport was originally called the plane station until Hugh Grant fucked up his voice over in 2003’s Love Actually and no one was willing to admit the then-heart throb was incorrect.  Campus Watch was Read more...

Critic Food Review | Ginger Kisses

Posted 7:45pm Thursday 19th April 2018

Ginger kisses contain both gingers and kisses, blended together in some sort of large grinder, which surely can’t be ethical. Both gingers and kisses are average on their own, but when combined they become equal to the sum of their parts. In Poland in 1942 one lucky solider, Gretchilio Read more...