Do it your fucking self: How to Unfuck your Vacuum
Posted 4:52pm Tuesday 5th March 2024 by Sam Smith-Soppet
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Picture this: you’ve been riding the bender-coaster that is Flo and O-Week, you roll out of your bed on the wrong side of midday, and in a rare sober moment for you (or any student), you realise that your flat is a tip. A bombsite, even. Sure, you rush around and do your laundry, but the Read more...
Goops, I did it again! An idiot’s guide to stain removal
Posted 4:11pm Monday 19th February 2024 by Lotto Ramsay
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Happiness is fleeting, we all die, and nothing is truly permanent. Nothing, that is, except for stains that you don’t get out in time (fuck you especially, red wine). O week is full of shenanigans that can ruin your clothes, soft furnishings, and possibly your future. Luckily, Critic is no Read more...
Shower? I Barely Know Her!
Posted 2:33pm Sunday 24th April 2022 by Keegan Wells
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The shower in my flat is garbage. Water pressure is flaccid at best and the temperature needs to be on mood-stabilisers drugs. So after stumbling upon the showers in Te Tumu, I wondered how many showers are around campus that myself and other shower-seeking students could to use. This led Read more...
Goops, I did it again! An idiot’s guide to stain removal
Posted 3:32pm Sunday 27th February 2022 by Lotto Ramsay
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Happiness is fleeting, we all die, and nothing is truly permanent. Nothing, that is, except for stains that you don’t get out in time (fuck you especially, red wine). O week is full of shenanigans that can ruin your clothes, soft furnishings, and possibly your future. Luckily, Critic is no Read more...
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